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The Covid (& Racism) Kiss Cure!

I just found out from the Mainstream Media (MSM) that people are being encouraged to donate plasma if they have at least 2 weeks since recovering from Covid, because their antibodies would basically be like a vaccine for those of us who have not caught it yet.

Obviously, there’s a shortage of the covid antibody plasma, so that’s not a solution for the masses.

But wait. Covid antibodies are also in saliva.

Solution? People who are 2 weeks recovered from Covid need to French-kiss people who have not yet gotten sick with it.

Kissing Fights illness

It may sound counterintuitive, but swapping spit is a great way to fend off viruses — especially if all that kissing leads to sex. Research from the journal Medical Hypotheses in 2009 indicates that women build up immunity against the cytomegalovirus by kissing infected partners. Another study performed at Wilkes University in 2004 found that study participants who had sex once or twice a week had higher levels of the infection-fighting antibody immunoglobulin A. So if you want to make it through cold season unscathed, it’s time to pucker up!

https://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/983995/kissing-is-good-for-your-health/

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And this can also cure racism if we stipulate that blacks must kiss whites and vice versa. Brown people should kiss blacks and whites. Red and Yellow can kiss Black, White, Purple… wait, is there a purple?

Another alternative would just be to spit in each other’s faces, but I don’t like that one quite as much. (Perhaps the S&M crowd would be down tho.)

If you’re down to kiss and cure Covid, just comment with your name, phone #, age, sex, location, and someone will probably call you to hook up.

P.S. It looks like International Terrorist and Director General of the WHO, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus has the right idea… hopefully he can smooch with the right person at this party!